To Help Save the Australian Economy the Morrison Government is considering deporting Old Age Pensioners who the Dept. of Deportation and Transport, feels don’t serve any useful purpose living in Australia.
“They have been a burden on all of us for far too long, they just cost the Government so much” said the Prime Minister.
However, the Deportation Scheme has been put on hold because of the Coronavirus Pandemic.
When the Scheme resumes the first to be Deported from those oldies left will be old ten pound poms, old trade Unionists, old dole bludgers and old bikies.
“Older people are easier to catch”. “They are “dead set goners”, according to Last Gasp Scott.
The Government is currently negotiating with a reputable gang of people smugglers to take these ‘Australians’ for their final cruise to some uninhabited island in the Pacific.
“There will be massive savings on pensions, welfare payments, concessions, travel and bloody Medicare,’ the Prime Minister said.
Stolen Biro, a former English high profile Proofreader with the Government Printing Office, started to cry when he thought of all those friends he knew who will be deported with him under this Innovative Scheme dreamt up by the Government.
“I’ll see you all on the Goodbye Bus then” the Biro blubbered.