To Help Save the Australian Economy the Turnbull Government is considering deporting Old Age Pensioners who the Minister for Deportation and Transport, feels don’t serve any useful purpose living in Australia.
“They (the Pensioners) have been a burden on all of us for far too long, they just cost the Government so much” said the Minister.
Preference for deportation will be given to ten pound poms, trade Unionists, dole bludgers and bikies.
“Older people are easier to catch”. “They are “dead set goners”, according to Last Gasp Malcolm.
The Government is currently negotiating with a reputable gang of people smugglers to take these burdens on Team Australia for their final cruise to some uninhabited island in the Pacific.
“There will be massive savings on pensions, welfare payments, concessions, travel and bloody Medicare,’ the Prime Minister said.
Stolen Biro, a former high profile Proofreader with the Government Printing Office, started to cry when he thought of all those friends he knew who will be deported with him under this Innovative Scheme dreamt up by the Government.
“I’ll see you all on the Goodbye Bus then” the Biro blubbered.