Hi! My name is Alex Riley the ‘Toff’ and I used to work at the old Government Printing Office in King William Road, and at Netley.
When I was a young lad (with hair) I accidentally killed a bush snake with my stick, out the back of Bourke in New South Wales
I still have the snake at home, unfortunately it’s dead, but it does take pride of place in the pocket of my pants, right next to my moth infected wallet.
And YES! although I am old and senile, I am still very much Alive and filthy rich. Eat your hearts out!