Here are just a few that come to mind:

“The Toff, Planner 9 or Cruel Man” – Alex Riley (snob and JaguarOwner).

“Sputnik” – Edgar Andrews (would only see him once every hour).

“Ankles” – Ron Fletcher (Boss who was three feet lower than a ####).

“The Flash” – Don Woolman (Grubby Hartshorne claims Woolly was the best Government Printer).

“The Bull” – Les Hawes (Grubby Hartshorne claims the Bull was the best Government Printer).

“Jumbo” – Brian James (GP but much better footballer).

“Grubby” – Brian Hartshorne (professional groveller but a lovely man).

“Handbag” – Malcolm Jones (Boss, who needed to be carried).

“Mirrors” – George Sparnon (Boss who was always looking into things).

“The Thief of Baghdad” – Tony Williams (had quick fingers and a slow brain).

“The Thief of Baghdad’s Dad” – Peter Williams (Tony’s Dad, but a very nice man).

“Concord” – Harry van Straalen (Boss who had a very long nose, of course).

“The Garden Gnome” – Rob Davies (small man, would look nice in the front Garden).

“Mushroom” – Don Conigrave (Boss who popped up everywhere).

“Wingnut” – Paul Raby (Ten pound Pom and nice man with big Ears).

“Dr. Cack” – Keith Stevenson, Government Printer (‘orrible man evidently from the old days).

“The Bishop” – Colin Haines (Priestlike and a Saintly fellow. A Perfect description).

“Yank” – Graham Hall (shocking bullshit artist who actually was a Yank).

“Crayfish” – Eric Miles (all arms and legs and a head full of shit).

“Turkey or The Gobbler”- Geoff Murray, Haircut like a chook.

“Fred Lipps” – Lew Morrison (Lew’s Secret Code Name and alter ego).

“Rags” – John Elsdon (as a shit boy bought sanitary napkins instead of headache pills).

“Abo” – Warren Pietsch, threw darts at the dart board as if they were spears.

“Stolen Biro” – Nick Penn (clever one, eh!)

Using the nicknames below could get you punched in the Nose:

“Popeye” – Frank Nelson.

“The Clown” – Cyril Barson.

“The Ape” – Charlie Ludlow.

“Dogs Breath, 1,2 and 3” – take your pick.

And there were heaps of others.

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derwombat (Rod Parham)