“Just for Fun” Old Guv Nicknames. 19/04/2017 by derwombat Here are just a few that come to mind: “The Toff, Planner 9 or Cruel Man” – Alex Riley (snob and JaguarOwner). “Sputnik” – Edgar Andrews (would only see him once every hour). “Ankles” – Ron Fletcher (Boss who was three feet lower than a ####). “The Flash” – Don Woolman (Grubby Hartshorne claims Woolly was the best Government Printer). “The Bull” – Les Hawes (Grubby Hartshorne claims the Bull was the best Government Printer). “Jumbo” – Brian James (GP but much better footballer). “Grubby” – Brian Hartshorne (professional groveller but a lovely man). “Handbag” – Malcolm Jones (Boss, who needed to be carried). “Mirrors” – George Sparnon (Boss who was always looking into things). “The Thief of Baghdad” – Tony Williams (had quick fingers and a slow brain). “The Thief of Baghdad’s Dad” – Peter Williams (Tony’s Dad, but a very nice man). “Concord” – Harry van Straalen (Boss who had a very long nose, of course). “The Garden Gnome” – Rob Davies (small man, would look nice in the front Garden). “Mushroom” – Don Conigrave (Boss who popped up everywhere). “Wingnut” – Paul Raby (Ten pound Pom and nice man with big Ears). “Dr. Cack” – Keith Stevenson, Government Printer (‘orrible man evidently from the old days). “The Bishop” – Colin Haines (Priestlike and a Saintly fellow. A Perfect description). “Yank” – Graham Hall (shocking bullshit artist who actually was a Yank). “Crayfish” – Eric Miles (all arms and legs and a head full of shit). “Turkey or The Gobbler”- Geoff Murray, Haircut like a chook. “Fred Lipps” – Lew Morrison (Lew’s Secret Code Name and alter ego). “Rags” – John Elsdon (as a shit boy bought sanitary napkins instead of headache pills). “Abo” – Warren Pietsch, threw darts at the dart board as if they were spears. “Stolen Biro” – Nick Penn (clever one, eh!) Using the nicknames below could get you punched in the Nose: “Popeye” – Frank Nelson. “The Clown” – Cyril Barson. “The Ape” – Charlie Ludlow. “Dogs Breath, 1,2 and 3” – take your pick. And there were heaps of others. Want to help grow the list. Contact me by Email. derwombat (Rod Parham) Share this:PocketEmailPrintMoreTwitterRedditGoogleFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related