“Eric, where are You?”

crayfish_found-scaled1000Remember Eric Miles? Several years back, Eric, was seen hanging around the Waymouth Street Bus Station. He was desperately hoping to pick up some casual Bus Driving jobs.

He had fallen on hard times. He had lost a number of good bus driving jobs simply because of his obsession for 1970s CB Radio. It was redundant, but The Cray (“a tall spindly man who was all arms and legs with a head full of shit”) still clung onto this ancient language of truck and long haul bus drivers.

No-one knew exactly what Eric meant when he spoke. To them a “Hotplate” was something normal people cooked Snags on. But to the CB people it was a highway truck weigh station.

Calling our cops “Smokey Bears” who lived in the USA meant nothing to Aussies who were used to calling our noble officers “pigs.”

So sadly, Eric was out of work and then the big break came.

Eric Miles was approached by The German Peoples Car Company (VeeDub) to promote a submarine version of their car.

Oh! Yes! The contract banned him from ever using CB language again.

The car was named appropriately The VeeSub (see picture). It’s a Crayfish powered mini submarine that will dramatically reduce the cost of the underwater trip from Adelaide to Port Lincoln.

Well done Eric!

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